if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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