is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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