i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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