sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
