she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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