I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
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