She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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