i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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