Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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