I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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