I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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