on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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