Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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