so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
bring money and cleavage
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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