Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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