Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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