just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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