Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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