why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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