barbara walters just said penis...
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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