I think I just saw someone hide a body.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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