Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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