It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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