You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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