I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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