You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
