yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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