Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Randomize
