he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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