let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i came on her dog
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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