In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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