Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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