and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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