How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
