Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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