Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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