So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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