just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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