and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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