And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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