I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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