just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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