FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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