i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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