Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Randomize
