They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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