she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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