It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Someone signed my nipple.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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