i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
