hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Randomize
