she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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