Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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