i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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