I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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